Espresso: You are someone who actually appreciates the taste of coffee. Wow! I appreciate you for appreciating coffee! You take bold flavors seriously and are the type of person who is usually punctual and like to get straight to the point.
Cappuccino: You love things in a precise order and that is why the balance of flavors in a cappuccino soothes your soul. However, you are sometimes oblivious which often leaves you with a foam moustache.
Latte: You love trends but tend to be cautious when it comes to something new. You are often indecisive so when given a choice, you take the safe pick. You have a natural tendency to help others even if you must go out of your way to do so. For this reason, you are often over-extended in your ability to help other people but your latte can always bring you back on track.
Iced Coffee: You are outspoken and tend to live your life however you want to live it. You also don’t care what the hell the weather report is. No matter the temperature, you must have your chilled coffee. Also, you like straws—especially the bendy kind.
Frappuccino: You are happy and full of energy—probably due to the sugar rush you get from this drink. You tell others that you love coffee but lets face it…you just like ice cream. Please, I beg of you to stop asking someone to “get coffee” with you when you plan on ordering a frappuccino.
Mocha: You have and strong and creative personality! You love when caffeine flows through your veins but hate the actual taste of it so you improvise with chocolate! You tend to try to prove your adulthood and so that explains your reasoning for enduring the slight taste of coffee.
Coffee: You are one damn classic person. Nothing fancy here. You are simple, humble and love regular schedules. Change is something that is often feared in your life and so you tend to be resistant to making any changes—this explains why you are still drinking black coffee.
Expresso: You are annoying and think that you know everything there is to know about coffee—except how to actually pronounce it...and for that reason, you are normally hated by the coffee community.
Venti Iced Skinny Hazelnut Macchiato, Sugar-Free Syrup, Extra Shot, Light Ice, No Whip: GO HOME. You should be ashamed for ever ordering something like this.